LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT:
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
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ReplyDelete--Ronald Reagan
I don't know about all that. If you want to know for sure, here ya go. http://www.whitehouse.gov/ Our president should be able to explain his position and answer all your questions. I'm sure he'll take the time to sit down with you personally.
ReplyDeleteI dont need to ask him a thing. I all I have to do is watch and listen to what is going on around me in this country I live in. Everything might not be pefect in the blog, but I'm sure its close enough to get the picture.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm sure it is all correct. This appears to be what our president's health care plan aims towards. I was just making a joke about how our president never explains his positions. He just seems to state them, and stand by them, without explanation or sufficient persuasion.
ReplyDeleteP.S. If I ever get the opportunity to witness to our president, I'd love it. I often wonder if I should write a letter to see if I can.
Go for it. I would like to see if you get a response.
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